never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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