I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
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I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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