She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
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