Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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