How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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