is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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