If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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