I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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