Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We are all done wearing pants today
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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