how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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