So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
You did what with his pubic hair?
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