Are we in a gay sports bar?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
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My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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