Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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