So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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