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I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
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i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
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