just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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