Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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