Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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