: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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