Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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