is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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