i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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