Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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