let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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