I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
40s are totally the cure
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Randomize
