this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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