HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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