and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I puked a lego.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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