The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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