no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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