do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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