Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
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I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
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I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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