marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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