normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
All I want is dick and wine.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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