Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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