I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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