You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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