I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
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i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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