but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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