do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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