BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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