Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?