yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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Just invented taco cereal.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
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I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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