I must be too annoying 4 u.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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