i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
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the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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