Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
