what day is it and did you see me today?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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