Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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