I cockslap morals
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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