He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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