Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
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This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
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