oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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