Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
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You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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