i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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