you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
how does that bad decision feel?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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