How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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