Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
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