We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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